I planned a date with a woman a week in advance. She texted me everyday to say hello and the first day I thought, “How sweet,” “She’s thoughtful,” “I deserve to have someone pay attention to me.” But as the week went on I realized she was Nice. Kindness is a prerequisite for any of my potential partners, but I’m not looking to scandalize anyone. When she exclaimed at dinner that she and her ex were “Disney People,” I thought, “Oh f%&k, I think I swore too much.”
Hi, Sweetie!
You looked nice and sweet– what people tell me dessert is for. I was intrigued by your various layers and what might be hidden inside. But those layers were just dyed for show. Each bite: vanilla, vanilla, vanilla.
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