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Nov 24, 2021
Guilty as Charged: My Pathetic Foray Into A Life of Crime
We are not rule breakers, my cousin says. We are not, she and I. And we huddle together at family gatherings and joke about our defect....


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! You Can’t Have Your Tart and Eat it Too
The first moment I saw this woman I smiled wide and thought, Pitter Patter. On a lark we decided to mall walk like old women. We circled...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Just A Spoonful of Sugar
I went in to our date thinking I might want to fuck this woman. She worked with her hands, which I thought might be a plus. But then we...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Carnival A La Mode
I dated this man in a whirlwind. We texted obsessively about music and books and our sexual boundaries for three days before meeting up...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! That’s The Way the Graham Cracker Crumbles
That’s The Way the Graham Cracker Crumbles In the course of our pre-date conversations I had somehow promised to bat my eye lashes at...

Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Pick Your Poison
Pick Your Poison I’d sworn off brilliant men and their very particular academia-equals-intelligence biases, but this man’s banter was...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi, Sweetie! Drizzle and Enjoy
We’d talked about going to a drive in movie, but it was too cold. This woman erected a tent in her living room and dragged the TV in. ...
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