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Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie: Sticky Sweet, Stuck in Your Teeth
In two months time we progressed from brisk walks to romantic dinners to household errands. I noticed how impossibly smooth her legs...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! You Can’t Have Your Tart and Eat it Too
The first moment I saw this woman I smiled wide and thought, Pitter Patter. On a lark we decided to mall walk like old women. We circled...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Just A Spoonful of Sugar
I went in to our date thinking I might want to fuck this woman. She worked with her hands, which I thought might be a plus. But then we...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Carnival A La Mode
I dated this man in a whirlwind. We texted obsessively about music and books and our sexual boundaries for three days before meeting up...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! That’s The Way the Graham Cracker Crumbles
That’s The Way the Graham Cracker Crumbles In the course of our pre-date conversations I had somehow promised to bat my eye lashes at...

Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Pick Your Poison
Pick Your Poison I’d sworn off brilliant men and their very particular academia-equals-intelligence biases, but this man’s banter was...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi, Sweetie! Drizzle and Enjoy
We’d talked about going to a drive in movie, but it was too cold. This woman erected a tent in her living room and dragged the TV in. ...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi, Sweetie! Rainbow Cakes Are All the Rage
I planned a date with a woman a week in advance. She texted me everyday to say hello and the first day I thought, “How sweet,” “She’s...
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