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Nov 24, 2021
Apparently You Can Pick Me Up By Ordering a Plate of Bacon at the Bar
Last night my friend and I were at a restaurant sitting at a bar, eating a white pizza and tasting various whiskeys so that I could...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! That’s The Way the Graham Cracker Crumbles
That’s The Way the Graham Cracker Crumbles In the course of our pre-date conversations I had somehow promised to bat my eye lashes at...

Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Pick Your Poison
Pick Your Poison I’d sworn off brilliant men and their very particular academia-equals-intelligence biases, but this man’s banter was...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi, Sweetie! Drizzle and Enjoy
We’d talked about going to a drive in movie, but it was too cold. This woman erected a tent in her living room and dragged the TV in. ...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi, Sweetie! Rainbow Cakes Are All the Rage
I planned a date with a woman a week in advance. She texted me everyday to say hello and the first day I thought, “How sweet,” “She’s...
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