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Nov 24, 2021
A Rant About Cakes and How They Are Love
My son has a favorite cake. It’s white with white buttercream, nothing special. And yet, because he is so picky, it took us years to...

Nov 24, 2021
In Defense of Joy
The other day, as summer settled into full swing, my teenaged child asked me to help them create a pair of wings to wear while...


Nov 24, 2021
In Honor of the Weinstein Conviction, Let’s Talk about Birds of Prey
The other night I brought my 14 year old to see Birds Of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn, the newest DC comic...


Nov 24, 2021
Thank You for Coming. Please Don’t Hurt Me.
I pay strangers to torture me. I invite them into my home. I open the door with a smile and invite them in, and I bring them downstairs...
Nov 24, 2021
Guilty as Charged: My Pathetic Foray Into A Life of Crime
We are not rule breakers, my cousin says. We are not, she and I. And we huddle together at family gatherings and joke about our defect....


Nov 24, 2021
Thinking of You: The Failed Etiquette of Death
When I was a child, I had two best friends, one boy best friend and one girl best friend and because they were in different categories of...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie: Sticky Sweet, Stuck in Your Teeth
In two months time we progressed from brisk walks to romantic dinners to household errands. I noticed how impossibly smooth her legs...


Nov 24, 2021
Consent Project Halt: Failure Left Me Speechless
So I was cruising along sometimes having good romantic experiences, and sometimes engaging in dates that made me squirm, but managing to...


Nov 24, 2021
Storms, Stupid Relatives and Disneyworld: Let Me Help You With Your Coffee Crises
The (hopefully) last Nor’easter or the season is upon us, and I’m at the point of the winter that I’ve gotten pretty cocky about being...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! You Can’t Have Your Tart and Eat it Too
The first moment I saw this woman I smiled wide and thought, Pitter Patter. On a lark we decided to mall walk like old women. We circled...


Nov 24, 2021
Play Time: TANGERINE, No. 11 of 30 of the “BFI Best LGBT Films of All Time”
Last week the BFI released their list of the “30 Best LGBT Films of All Time.” I will be watching them through the year and reviewing...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Just A Spoonful of Sugar
I went in to our date thinking I might want to fuck this woman. She worked with her hands, which I thought might be a plus. But then we...


Nov 24, 2021
Apparently You Can Pick Me Up By Ordering a Plate of Bacon at the Bar
Last night my friend and I were at a restaurant sitting at a bar, eating a white pizza and tasting various whiskeys so that I could...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Carnival A La Mode
I dated this man in a whirlwind. We texted obsessively about music and books and our sexual boundaries for three days before meeting up...


Nov 24, 2021
The Consent Project Failure: I Agreed To Play “Crazy Barbies” With a 5 Year Old
In the spirit of full disclosure, I feel compelled to add this incident to my recent list of failures: Yesterday morning, I played “Crazy...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! That’s The Way the Graham Cracker Crumbles
That’s The Way the Graham Cracker Crumbles In the course of our pre-date conversations I had somehow promised to bat my eye lashes at...

Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi Sweetie! Pick Your Poison
Pick Your Poison I’d sworn off brilliant men and their very particular academia-equals-intelligence biases, but this man’s banter was...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi, Sweetie! Drizzle and Enjoy
We’d talked about going to a drive in movie, but it was too cold. This woman erected a tent in her living room and dragged the TV in. ...


Nov 24, 2021
Quickies: Hi, Sweetie! Rainbow Cakes Are All the Rage
I planned a date with a woman a week in advance. She texted me everyday to say hello and the first day I thought, “How sweet,” “She’s...
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